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1. Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.
2. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
3. Before college, I didn’t know what I was doing with my life..now I’m confident I have no idea what I’m doing.
4. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
5. College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.
6. Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
7. While I was (in college) I was exposed to this world that I didn’t know was possible.
8. College is important, but saving money can be even more important.
9. College has given me the confidence I need to fail.
10. I only want to write. And there’s no college for that except life.
11. I are a college student.. This is how stupid some college students are.
12. Life is my college.. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
13. Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.14.
14. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
15. School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
16. 42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
17. Wow now I’m a graduate.. Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
18. College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
19. School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more.. then you work until you die. Great.
20. I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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22. Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
23. School for 12 years, college for 4 years.. then you work until you die. Great.
24. College is the best place to enjoy life happily, nothing else can beat that.
25. Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
26. I was a D student in high school and on the dean’s list in college
27. Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.
28. Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
29. Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put “popular” on a college or job application.
30. I really want to go to Penn State for college.
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31. Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors
32. School for 12 years, academy for 4 years or more.. then you work until you die. Great.
33. Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
34. Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
35. Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
36. Auto correct is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
37. Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot.
38. Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
39. Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot.
40. No college students or graduates should be voting for anyone but obama… romney wants to double the interest on student loans
41. When I got to college, acting suddenly seemed like a very risky proposition.
42. A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.
43. Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
44. Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
45. College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.
46. Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
47. Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
48. Cup of noodles and a movie on deck, its’s all about that college life.
49. Algebra sure has a way of making a person feel stupid!
50. College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
51. College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
52. Not drinking in college was the best decision ever.
53. Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
54. College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.
55. If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing.. You have a college degree.
56. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.
57. Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come
58. College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
59. If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.
60. College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.
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